Do we need more off-shore drilling (except off Mar-A-Lago, of course)?

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Jerry Waters, Contributor

If you say, “Drill, baby drill” around a Republican, it appears to have the same effect as an illegal, highly addictive aphrodisiac that’s almost as potent as, “I dig coal”.  Conservatives were elated when Trump pulled out of the Paris Climate Accords and downright giddy as his administration took a wrecking ball to environmental regulations that were designed to keep us safe.

Although the world has made monumental strides in developing and producing a multitude of clean energy sources, the Republicans insist on prolonging their dirty affair with oil and fossil fuels for as long as possible. No matter how many pipelines burst an d pollute drinking water or supertankers spill millions of gallons of toxins into the sea, they truly believe that oil and coal are the fuels of our future.

Recently, the Trump administration announced that it intended to open most US coastal waterways for expansive oil drilling, except for Florida.  The new policy doesn’t care if the drilling takes place near endangered species or fragile ecosystems. Yet, it seems that drilling off Florida’s coast could be a bigly distraction to Trump’s weekly, tax-payer funded golf game, so that was quickly nixed.  Other states are applying for the same exemption as Florida, but it depends on whether they are red or blue and how much they are willing to kiss Trump’s ass.

The big question, though, is do we need more off-shore drilling?

The short answer is “No.”

Right now, US oil production is at an all-time high while demand has remained fairly steady. Prices are low. Also, the Trump administration let the oil-spill clean-up tax expire and have no plans for renewing it, which is a huge financial boon to oil companies as supply exceeds demand.  Fracking has turned out to be cheap and profitable. Under Trump, they can now get away with polluting, creating flammable tap-water, and causing earthquakes to their heart’s content.

It’s 15 to 20 times cheaper for US oil companies to drill or frack on land than it is to for them to do off-shore drilling. Even with the stunningly stupid roll-back of drilling safety regulations, there’s not a good business case for increased off-shore drilling. They just want to have that option for the day that they are in direct competition with clean, renewable energy. They want to get every dime possible out of the fossil fuel infrastructure they’ve spent decades creating before it becomes wholly obsolete. Who cares if a few people or some fish die in the process? It’s all about the money, baby.

“Drill, baby, drill” is the ancillary to Trump’s Golden Rule- “Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.” It’s why he put his nefarious minion, Zinke, in charge of the Interior Department. Zinke has flip-flopped on most major environmental issues, but he’s clearly a Trumper today. He has lifted bans on trophy hunting imports, rescinded the ban on bullets that cause lead contamination, and reduced national monuments.

In the spirit of Roy Moore, Zinke rode a horse to his swearing-in. Even better, when he’s not chartering private jets at tax-payer expense, he demands that The Flag of The Secretary of the Interior be flown after a small ceremony whenever he is in the building. I promise, I’m not making this stuff up!

Zinke is hell-bent on destroying our public lands and water-ways to ensure that big business can exploit them any way they see fit. Besides, now that he’s raised the price of admission to most parks, you can’t afford to go there anyway.

His love of the “Drill, baby, drill” mantra isn’t necessarily practical, but it’s brazenly political. Zinke wants big business to know that he’s got their back and that he’s not going to let something like a protected or endangered species get in the way of making a few bucks. I mean, fuck the Greater Sage-Grouse, really!

So,with all of Trump’s focus on eliminating safety regulations, and pesky Greater Sage-Grouses, for Big Oil, what could possibly go wrong?

I’m sure Zinke has the stable, genius answer and will point us to that over-used scripture that he has marked with a Post-It in his Bible about “Man having dominion over the earth” while he’s loading his gun to kill some big game animal to decapitate and put on his office wall.

By the way, that Flag of The Secretary of the Interior better be flying when he comes back to the office with his new trophy, or there’s going to be some serious Hell to pay!

“I cannot recall”: the rapid descent into Trump’s “shithole”

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Clete Wetli, Contributor

When asked about Trump’s mind-numbingly racist and vulgar comments regarding immigration from “shithole” places like Haiti and Africa whilst the “stable genius” pined for more white Norwegians to come to America, repugnant Republican Senators Tom Cotton and David Perdue respectively claimed, “I cannot recall”.

Oh, the “selective memory defense” so expertly wielded by intellectual giants like Jefferson Beauregard Sessions and so many others of his ilk as they attempt to defend the indefensible.

Despite confirmation that all the other Senators present in the discussion heard Trump spew this insult, Cotton and Perdue issued a joint statement saying, “We do not recall the president saying those comments specifically but what he did call out was the imbalance in our current immigration system, which does not protect American workers and our national interest.”

They just eagerly jumped into Trump’s “shithole” gleefully joining him in defecating on statesmanship, protocol, and, most importantly, the truth.

Since the “shithole” comments became public, the airwaves have been full of hysterical right-wing pundits trying to justify Trump’s banal vulgarity and feebly denying his clear history of racist remarks. They sound disingenuous, foolish, and weary; for they know that they have sold their character and souls.

In a year’s time, Trump has done the unimaginable. He is single-handedly turning America into a “shithole” by haphazardly destroying critical environmental, financial, and educational regulations. He is widening wealth disparity with his crappy tax policy that overwhelmingly benefits the rich. He has diminished our stature on the world stage and has recklessly promoted violence and international conflict.

Every week it’s a new controversy, a new embarrassment, and a collective gasp as “the bar” plumbs new unfathomable lows. Yeah, right after “shithole-gate”, the latest news is that Trump’s personal lawyer paid out $130,000 in hush money to a porn star so that she wouldn’t go public about her sexual encounters that presumably ended in a Trump hump.

(Don’t feel bad, I got just as queasy as you did.)

There’s no greater joy today in America than sitting down at the kitchen table with your young children having to explain the meaning of “shitholes” and porn stars simply because they came in the room while you happened to be watching the evening news.

It has become simultaneously exhausting and enraging to write about Trump’s efforts to turn America into a “shithole”, while he and his wealthy sycophants find more ways to line their own pockets at the expense of everyone else.  Of course, the Trumpian wealthy are willing partners because they cannot smell the putrid shit from the lofty heights of their gaudy, gilded-towers.

Somehow, he has turned conservatives and Republicans into craven, willing ball-gagged gimps who purposely overlook his abuses, incompetence, misogyny, racism, and pathological selfishness.

Indeed, a year of Trump has been a spectacular shit show and the “shithole” he has created is about to overflow. Democrats will have to strongly unite, find their best shit shovel, and show up to the polls. Republicans, the ones with any decency or dignity left, will have to stand against the monster they created. Otherwise, Trump’s shit will just keep getting deeper and spread even farther.

Things are at a point now where I cannot tolerate Trump supporters. It’s not so much their warped political agenda, but blindly supporting Trump says much about their character, their capacity for cognitive dissonance, and their festering hatred for “others”.

So, Cotton and Perdue claim “they cannot recall” any sort of shit that may have hit the proverbial fan.  They are happy to be on the front lines of Trump’s “shithole” construction project that will rapidly turn America into the land of “haves and have-nots”.

We must remove Trump. He cannot be wished away, or as the saying goes, “wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up quicker.”

I take a winter vacation and all Hell breaks loose

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Franklin, Contributor

So, I decided to take a little winter break after getting off the ground this last year. As a Canine American without opposable thumbs or vocal chords that are worth a shit, this was no small feat, so I figured I had earned a break and that things would be okay in the capable hands of Clete Wetli, Jerry Waters, Elizabeth Dawson, and others who have helped with this effort. Obviously, that worked about as well putting Harvey Weinstein in charge of Human Resources at a Hooters.

My crew, who assured me that they would keep things running while I was gone, seemed to have also taken a little respite of their own. At least Wetli posted some of his crap here on the site, but he certainly hasn’t been writing new content for us, or annoyingly re-posting it everywhere like used to do.

I called Dawson and she claims she’s been busy making some kind of bizarre post-modern sculptures out of red clay, C-4, and the tear drops of all six moderates left in Alabama. She mentioned something about being busy with the Alabama Women’s Caucus of the Arts and drinking copious amounts of vodka while binge watching Homeland. After muttering some obscenities, she promised she’d come back to work when she ran out of liquor or reached critical mass in her existential crisis, whichever came first.

Yeah, that’s called Tuesday in case you were wondering. Wetli called, but   seemed genuinely surprised when I answered my phone. He thought he’d leave another one of those fake sounding rambling messages, but he heard the guttural disgust in my voice and he begrudgingly agreed that he’d start writing some pieces again. He claims he’s been super busy working on a project with Huntsville Recovery to help deal with substance abuse and the opioid crisis in the community. Cool, I had no idea the guy even had a day job or could even pass a drug test on his best day.

Jerry’s phone was disconnected, so I went over to his apartment which is actually the detached garage at his mother’s house. He was watching a YouTube video on how to build your own massive telescope to detect alien life while he was painting his toe nails lavender. Anyway, I really don’t want to talk about it, but Jerry agreed to begin contributing again. He also signed an agreement to never wear flip-flops to the office.

So, there’s no way to recap the last two and a half months except to acknowledge that Trump hasn’t blown us up, yet. Of course, now we are learning that he’s a self-described “stable genius”, instead of being the annoying, perpetually masturbating, special needs Russia-humping fucktard that we all thought he was.

Somehow, we have all survived a year of Trump the depraved, moronic dipshit and his repugnant Republican Congressional sycophantic whores. They have been working hard to erase all the progress we enjoyed during the Obama years and they are determined to change our noble democracy into the worst of kakistocracies for their own enrichment.

Well, I’m back in the office now and I promise that we’ll start cranking out some insightful commentary on the news once again, First, I have to figure out which stable genius decided to put “Africa” by Toto on a perpetual loop every time I turn on computer.

“The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what’s right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what’s deep inside, frightened of this thing that I’ve become”- yeah, try to get some work done with that shit blaring. It really makes me wonder if Trump wrote those lyrics… nothing shocks me anymore.
So, it’s good to be back and this dog is ready to hunt again.

People, Principle, and Character before Party? Not This Candidate.

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Charles Miller, Contributor

“I certainly have no reason to disbelieve any of [Moore’s accusers]….I believe in the Republican Party, what we stand for, and most important, we need to have a Republican in the United States Senate So that’s what I plan to do, vote for Republican nominee Roy Moore.” – Gov. Kay Ivey (R)

Are the voters of Alabama really willing to put party ahead of principle?  Should Republicans ignore the character and acts of a man who has been twice removed from office for violating his oath?  That is what too many Alabama leaders are really saying.  That’s what’s wrong with politics in Alabama and why I am running as an independent for Senate District 9.

While too many of the GOPs leaders are saying that the party label is more important than character or ability to carry out the obligations of office, many voters think otherwise. I have listened to principled Republicans that are going to vote for Doug Jones in the upcoming special election and some lifelong Republicans who are leaving the GOP altogether. They tell me that they think character is important.  Another Republican, a veteran and principled man, told me that he won’t be voting a straight Republican ticket next year, and maybe never in the future.

Of course there are partisan Democrats too but there are a growing number who are independently minded.  That’s the kind of thinking we need in the political process. Rational reasonable thought beyond a party button or a bumper sticker.

When you put party ahead of every other consideration then the party will back candidates that will freely violate their oath of office, trample the rights of others, and violate the Constitution.  If that is what party unity is, count me out. We need officials who will make rational policy decisions, putting people and principle ahead of party.  That takes working across the aisle to produce legislation to make a positive difference.

I’m not saying I am the perfect candidate but I will say that I am absolutely committed to putting the people of Alabama and American principles ahead of selfish interest or a party.  My pledge is to work to represent the people of my district and state, not to support a party above all else.

In 2018 the people of Alabama who put principle and people ahead of party will have an opportunity to elect a legislature that can take Alabama from worst to first.  I am counting on them to do just that.

America is Losing its Spine

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Clete Wetli, Contributor

We all see how Trump is chaotically obliterating political institutions and norms; in some cases, he’s motivated by pathological arrogance and, in others, fueled by breathtaking ignorance and unfathomable incompetence. We have succumbed to a delusion of binary team-sport politics where allegiance to party precedes critical thinking and the honest evaluation of facts and context. With the advent of non-stop media catering to our prejudices and technologies allowing us to blithely side-step facts that cause us discomfort, many people would agree that we relinquished our nation’s collective brain quite some time ago. We react to problems and crisis like petulant, impatient children now, instead of as rational adults who are willing to think through all the consequences.

Now, America is losing its spine.

We are refusing to stand up for what we believe or call out the plethora of obvious malignant dysfunctions. We insist with juvenile certainty that America is the greatest country in the whole wide world, while we are clearly losing ground rapidly. Now, I know some of you are bristling at this assessment and reflexively point to your own record of civic involvement and political activism. Indeed, if you have been involved as more than an apathetic spectator in our democracy, then your efforts are celebrated, but you must understand that you are part of an ever-dwindling minority. More Americans have become content to just simply watch and shake their heads in tepid frustration.

In the face of staggering economic injustice as evidenced by the top one-percent amassing close to forty-percent of the nation’s wealth, we simply complain and keep struggling until the next stagnant paycheck. We don’t demand better, we don’t fight back, we don’t do anything that might rock the boat.

As we continue to lay waste to our environment and natural resources, we reject the evidence that is plainly in front of us. We reject it because if we don’t, it would create change and disruption that would interfere with our embedded routines and our addiction to disposable products. We have no spine as we face this growing crisis because the threat is not perceived as an immediate obstacle to our lives.

We blow-hard bicker and bitch, yet most of us do nothing. The issues are complex and understanding them requires research and insight into historical context and evolution. Yeah, who’s got time for that nerdy shit when Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are getting back together?

Our brainless, spineless age is characterized by narcissism. Our smart phones have become nothing more than mirrors into our own self-aggrandizement and confirmation bias. Our democracy is getting destroyed by a man-child who struggles to write coherent tweets and we move through our workaholic days like zombies. Many of our fellow Americans truly believe that signing an online survey means that they have meaningfully participated in our democracy. They think that voting in the presidential election means that they should be honored as patriots. They accept no criticism of their state or country because they’ve been taught that they must defend the team they chose at all costs.

They certainly don’t like to be told that they suck as citizens because they refuse to participate in civic activities or political activism. Remember, the brain went first and now they are giving up their spine. Soon, the heart will go, too, but they may not realize it unless someone informs them with an emoji-laden text.

Look, I know this is cynical, but I think it’s time for truth. It’s time to be angry and to be willing to stand proudly with the minority of my fellow citizens that still have a brain, a spine, and a heart. I will speak out and stand up against Trump because he continues to defile America.

It’s time for America to find its spine again.

Republicans and Wall Street are Sticking it to Consumers, Again

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Jerry Waters, Contributor

In another blatant and shameless move to screw over consumers so that Wall Street can get away fraud without fear of meaningful punishment, the Republican-led Congress just passed a bill that would make it extremely difficult, if not impossible, for customers to sue banks without going through mandatory third-party arbitration.

The problem is that the people doing the arbitration are hired by Wall Street. Not exactly a disinterested “third-party”, are they? The other big problem is that these arbitration proceedings are done in secret and that they don’t have to follow the same procedures as a court of law.

This egregious legislation comes right after Wells Fargo Bank was caught red-handed signing up thousands of their customers for banking products without their knowledge. It comes on the heels of Equifax negligently allowing their customer’s data to be hacked and dragging their feet in notifying them and fixing the problem.

Also, this comes at a time when the Trump administration is doing everything it can to dismantle the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB) because it wants less regulations for banks and Wall Street. Republicans have this bizarre philosophy that it’s ok to screw people over if it’s buried somewhere in the fine print. They really believe that banks should be able to take huge risks with your money and that if things don’t pan out, you shouldn’t complain and you certainly shouldn’t try to hold financial institutions responsible. You know, buyer beware. Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t the last push toward deregulation lead right into the collapse of the housing market and into The Great Recession?

The CFPB rule would stopped banks from forcing customers to sign mandatory arbitration agreements and it would allow them to join together in class-action suits and file other types of legal challenges. Ironically, even if consumers had the ability to sue banks for fraud and other malfeasance, the banks still have a monumental advantage because they have armies of well-paid attorneys to defend them.

Of course, Republicans argued that the price of credit cards and banking would go up and that consumers would suffer if they had the ability to sue banks for their fraudulent practices. Republicans don’t want to talk about how banks routinely screw people out of money and get away with it. They don’t want to talk about how fines are usually a mere slap on the wrist or how blatant criminal activity by top executives is either ignored or rewarded with a giant gold parachute. Republicans really don’t want to talk about the crazy amount of cash they receive as campaign contributions from Wall Street.

Trump and his rich cronies hate the CFPB and they will continue to do everything they can dilute consumer protections in the market. When Richard Cordray, head of the CFPB, remarked, “Wall Street won and ordinary people lost.”, he was met with an unusually rude response from Sen. Tom Cotton who replied, ““The unelected Mr. Cordray issued yet another stupid regulation that would have hurt consumers, the people’s democratically elected representatives voted to stop the regulation, and now Mr. Cordray whines that Congress stopped his stupid regulation. It’s well past time for Mr. Cordray to resign and begin his long-expected losing campaign for Governor of Ohio. If he won’t, President Trump should fire him.” Yeah, it’s not too hard to figure out who Cotton is in bed with, is it?

Folks, this is just the beginning of Trump’s many gifts to the wealthy. As he continues his insane push for more deregulation, more people are going to be hurt and more consumers are going to get screwed.

You’re about to get trumped right in the….

Prosecuting cross-over voters just more Republican intimidation

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Alabama Secretary of State John Merrill and the Alabama Republican Party should be ashamed of themselves, but we know that they are incapable of shame. That would infer that they had some degree of political conscious. It would also mean that they wanted more people to participate in the election process given the dismal turn-out numbers, but their actions show that’s clearly not the case.

Last year, Alabama legislators in the Republican supermajority passed a bill making it a felony for voters who participated in a partisan primary to vote later in the runoff of the opposing party. There wasn’t any significant effort to educate voters about the rule change and it appears that 676 Alabama voters, all Democrats, unwittingly violated this absurd law.

John Merrill wants to put them in jail and ruin their lives with a felony conviction.

At every turn, Republicans have tried to make it harder for people in Alabama to vote. Obsessed with the fantasy of rampant voter fraud, they’ve passed voter ID laws which are nothing more than a poll tax. Now, they’re threatening to put in people in jail and label them as lifelong felons just because they may not have understood this new ridiculous law. This is nothing more than intimidation and another Republican ploy to keep poor and minority voters away from the polls.

Perhaps, it would be a much better use of Merrill’s time to expand voting rights. Maybe, we could increase early voting or change the election day to Saturday or Sunday so that people wouldn’t have to take off work to cast a ballot. It may sound crazy, but shouldn’t we be more focused on automatic voter registration instead of creating more barriers to exercising a fundamental American right?

If we’re going to have this stupid cross-over voting law, wouldn’t it make sense to register by party affiliation like they do in other states? Well, it would make sense unless you’re a Republican hoping to put some voters in jail as a way to intimidate Democrats from showing up to the polls.

Their efforts to suppress voting aren’t all that surprising considering the lengths they’ve travelled to implement widespread gerrymandering in Alabama. Since they can’t seem to win with their regressive policies, they’ve taken to rigging the system every chance they get so they can falsely claim they have a huge legislative mandate. It’s time for Alabama Democrats to make this a central campaign issue and call these cheaters out publicly as often as possible.

Alabama Republicans have been hard at work for years trying to suppress voting and gerrymandering districts because they know that demographics are rapidly changing. They know that their predominantly older, white male base is shrinking rapidly. They know that less people are falling for their faux morality and bogus family values platform. They know that if they make it harder to vote, less people will exercise their rights and that plays right into their nefarious plan.

We’ve got to do more than just make legal challenges. We’ve got to make sure that the people of Alabama understand how this is impacting them. We can do that by making sure the media covers this issue. We can also challenge our current leadership to discuss these issues publicly. We can’t be satisfied with voter suppression being third page news. It negatively affects everyone in the state.

John Merrill and his Republican cronies need to quit messing with our voting rights. Instead, he should be focused on doing his job, which should include making it easier for all eligible voters in Alabama to exercise their rights.

Jailing cross-over voters and giving them a felony record is a pathetic waste of taxpayer dollars and a travesty. Stop this insanity.

Drug Companies and Doctors to Blame for Opioid Crisis

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Clete Wetli, Contributor

Since 2000, over 200,000 Americans have died of opioid overdoses. Let that sink in. Yet, Big Pharma is still manufacturing opioids painkillers as fast as they can and doctors may as well be handing them out like bagged candy that goes into Pez dispensers. In the meantime, drug manufacturers have poured millions into lobbying Congress and have hired a slew of former DEA operatives to combat efforts to end the overprescribing of painkillers and their diversion to the street.

In the meantime, Americans are dying at unprecedented rate. If they’re not dying from the legally obtained prescription drugs in their medicine cabinet, they’re dying from cheap heroin obtained on the street often laced with fentanyl.

As Trump attempts to destroy Obamacare, he neglects to mention that one of the mandated, essential health benefits that he wants to abolish is the provision for adequate and affordable mental health care and substance abuse treatment. Prior to Obamacare, many health insurance policies did not cover behavioral health treatment or the coverage was demonstrably inadequate. It seems that the Trump administration’s answer is to levy harsher punishments on addicts rather than attacking the source of the problem- Big Pharma and doctors.

The legal system continues to stigmatize methadone treatment, and other forms of medical maintenance for addiction, in the face of all evidence that proves its effectiveness. Instead, a system has been created that penalizes people for trying to manage their addiction and, ultimately, become drug-free. The real culprits, the corporate pill pushers, are making billions off America’s pain. To them, addiction isn’t a disease, it’s a highly profitable industry.

As the Washington Post recently showed in the stunning article “The Drug Industry’s Triumph Over The DEA”, pharmaceutical giants have figured out how to beat the DEA and Congress at their own game by buying influence and offering high-paying jobs to the government employees who would expose them. The drug industry also looks at multi-million dollar fines as simply the cost of doing business because the fines are only a scant fraction of the enormous profits they make every single year. Obviously, they look at the death toll as just another cost of doing business.

In America, we are still fighting a failed War on Drugs by failing to address the root of the problem. We have resorted to mass incarceration for users, while continuing to allow drug manufacturers to get away with murder. We celebrate rich pharmaceutical company executives as winners and demonize addicts as losers with no chance for redemption. We fail to fund treatment. We spend more on interdiction than education. We impose harsh penalties for drugs like marijuana and equate it with heroin, while simultaneously creating more highly addictive prescription medication. We ignore evidence-based practices and worry more about assigning blame than finding solutions.

It’s clear that the problem will persist until America gets serious about changing the rules that allow drug companies to shower politicians with cash. Obviously, the death toll is something we’ve learned to live with, just like we’ve come to accept higher numbers of casualties in mass shootings. We’ve convinced ourselves that we’re somehow helpless and hopeless when it comes to solving these problems.

First, let’s stop the flow of pharmaceutical lobbying money to Congress. Second, let’s change the law so the DEA can stop drug manufacturers from flooding our streets with opioids. Third, let’s prosecute doctors who are overprescribing and making a fortune off addiction. Last, but most important, let’s demand that people have access to affordable mental health and drug treatment in their health insurance plans.

Not all drugs or drug addicts are the same and we’ve got to get smart about America’s drug use, abuse, and addictions. It’s time to go after those who are making the problem worse while laughing all the way to the bank.

Forget the “Just Say No” bullshit and try “Just Say Yes” to giving people an opportunity to recover.

Trump’s Sodomization of Evangelical Christianity

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Jerry Waters, Contributor

Irony is a weak and wanting description of the raunchy affair that Evangelical Christians are having with a man whose immorality is breathtaking and his ethics groundbreakingly perverse, the boorish Chauvinist, Donald Trump. He’s not simply the political religious hypocrite we’ve come to expect, he’s metaphorically, deliberately, and enthusiastically sodomizing Evangelical Christianity. The sad part is that they love every minute of it and they’re begging for more.

This was obvious at the Value Voters Summit recently that featured keynote speaker, Trump. The Summit was sponsored by the Family Research Council, which has been designated a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center because of its relentless and bigoted attacks on the LGBTQ community. In fact, the material handed out at the event featured a pamphlet titled, “The Health Hazards of Homosexuality” designed to stir up animus against people with different gender and sexual identities. In Trumpian fashion, they have attacked the SPLC calling it, wait for it, a hate group.

Trump’s big nugget of wisdom was to announce that in America “We don’t worship government, we worship God” and that thanks to his unmatched covfefe, we can all say, “Merry Christmas” again. He said this malarkey during the same week he yanked insurance subsidies and allowed junk healthcare plans to flood the market. He’s just so Christian and it shows. Michelle Bachman said so when she pointed out that, when religious zealots ask Trump to pray, he unconvincingly says, “Sure”.

Evangelical Christians have invited Trump’s sodomy because they care more about amassing political power than the values they pretend to promote. If they sincerely held these solid, traditional Christian beliefs, then there is no conceivable way they could ever align with Trump. Even under the poor excuse of “all have sinned/ no one is perfect”, Trump remains an repentant heretic on every imaginable level. A cursory examination of his business practices, his personal life, his political agenda, or his media career all show him to be a horny, lying secularist whose only interests are juvenilely selfish and self-aggrandizing. Yet, the most vocally pious beg for him to defile them in the most obscene and public ways.

The Evangelicals are allowing Trump to sodomize their belief system because of their warped interpretation of the meaning of religious liberty and their unquenchable thirst for political power. To them, it is not the right of others to worship or not as they choose, it is, instead, the divinely granted right to discriminate and hate others that do not conform to their rigid religious beliefs and practices. In its most perfunctory form, it is unabashed condescension and, in its most vile form, it is the institutionalization of legal prejudice and enforced inequality.

People of faith should see this unholy tryst with Trump as a clear sign that their church is in peril. They should abhor how Trump has usurped religiosity for his own nefarious purpose. Instead, they seem to be swallowing his gilded bullshit with a long-handled spoon, praying that America will become a white Christian-only summer camp.

As horrible as Trump is as a person, it is diminished by the sins of Evangelical Christian leaders who are eagerly selling out their morality and ethics to an obvious charlatan. They prey upon the stupidity of their followers and they demonize others because they intrinsically know that’s what keeps their coffers full.

The Evangelicals are upset that church attendance keeps falling, but maybe they should look to their own leadership for the answers. Allowing Trump to pretend he is a person of faith may be the single most detrimental event for modern Christianity.

People of faith must open their eyes and say no to Trump. Agnostics and atheists must recognize the real and present danger that Trump and his strange bedfellows pose to America. They must come to the realization that he is the antithesis of all their values and ideals.

In the meantime, the sodomy will continue and the religious right will cherish its role as Trump’s subservient whore.

Let’s move Alabama from Worst to First

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Charles Miller, Contributor

Every time a new national ranking of education, the economy, or health comes out, a lot of us say, “Thank God for Mississippi”.  We can always find someplace worse, but the fact is that Alabama is being hung out to dry. Our representatives in Montgomery are not doing anything to improve things. We’re the worst, when we should be first. We all know excuses are not good enough – Alabama can do much better.   I think the way we should react to news that students keep failing basic skills tests – it’s not the students that are failing, it’s the schools.  So, it’s apparent that it’s the politicians that are to blame, not the people who are stretched thin, just trying to make ends meet.

Speaking of education, Alabama is at, or near, the bottom in K-12 schools.  Take math scores for instance – the skill that matters most for technical jobs that pay well – Alabama is ranked 50th.  Our schools are also near the bottom in college readiness, leaving most of our students with little hope for a better future. What have our leaders done to Improve that? Nothing that amounts to anything significant.  We know that our students can do much better, and they do when given the opportunity – it’s our education system that is failing, not the students and not the parents.

On economy and jobs, we are at the bottom.  It’s as if Alabama refused to participate in economic recovery.  While the rest of the nation is rising, Alabama lags behind, but it’s not because people aren’t working hard, it’s because of lack of opportunity and a failure of leadership.   Our state is 48th in employment with just over half the potential workforce employed. We rank 48th in business environment, according to the Statistical Atlas, – and most of our representatives say they are “pro-business”.  We are not convinced.

We are being misled when we look at the “unemployment” rate.  Nearly half, who are not employed, are stay-at-home parents. Of course, that can be a good thing when it’s possible for one parent to earn enough to support the family. That’s not what’s happening. When earnings are so low, especially in rural areas, it is difficult for one working parent to make a living wage for their family. When median income is less than $24,000 that can be largely impossible.  Among young adults age 20 – 24, the unemployment rate is staggering at 15 – 13 %. Every day I hear from people who are cobbling together multiple part-time jobs to make ends meet.  So, it’s not surprising that a third of Alabama’s children live in poverty. That makes for a poor economy and a poor future for our state.

In health, we are predictably near the bottom again.  Our healthcare is some of the most expensive and our outcomes the worst. Tragically, Alabama is 50th in infant mortality and near the bottom in healthcare for children and adults.  It’s a bit of a puzzle, isn’t it?  We pay more and get less, live sicker, and die broke.  The worst thing about this is that healthcare is so politicized and our political leaders seem to lack the will to come up with practical solutions to make healthcare affordable and accessible.

Then, there is the grocery tax.  Only a handful of states charge sales tax on groceries and only three, including Alabama, apply the full rate to groceries to be consumed at home.  This unpopular regressive tax that hurts families could be eliminated and replaced by new sources of revenue that have broad public support, but again, our politicians lack the will to implement those solutions.  And that’s just one example of many taxes that hurt all of us.

There are solutions for all these issues and in the coming months I’ll be talking about them. But more importantly, I’ll be listening to the people who live with those kitchen table issues every day.  Too few of our representatives are really listening. Too many representatives are unwilling to discuss, let alone implement, innovative and effective solutions. We need new blood in the legislature to take Alabama from worst to first.